FAQ

That are frequently ignored due to repetitiveness.

Now with snark and lies!

Q: Are you bi?
A: I’m a polysexual dyke. So no.

Q: Don’t you think your orientation is offensive to trans men or genderqueer people?
A: If they find it offensive, they don’t have to date me.

Q: Ur fat
A: Yes.

Q: Ur slutty
A: Yes.

Q: Ur annoying
A: Yes.

Q: Ur immature
A: Yes.

Q: Where do you live?
A: Northern Kentucky/Southern Ohio

Q: Are you single?
A: Definitely not. I am in a polyamorous relationship with my beautiful girlfriend (shouldofknown) and Tumblr. We are all very happy together.

Q: Is teamlauren/greenstate really your mom/is sailtospain really your daughter?
A: Yes.

Q: Go to hell dyke
A: No, you!

Q: Do you even do anything with your life? You’re always on tumblr.
A: