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I cried at the end of The Communist Manifesto

Spoiler: Voldemort dies

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It’s like that thing where I have lots of things to do at work tomorrow and I am supposed to be off work right now, and technically I am, but I can’t stop thinking about everything I have to do. But really it’s not undoable. I can get everything done. There is time. But it just doesn’t feel like there’s enough time. There is though. There is enough time to get it all done. Except that I’m so worried I won’t get it all done that I can’t pick a place to start. And someone might say to me “just do the most important thing first!”

BUT EVERYTHING IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING AND THAT’S WHERE THE PROBLEM LIES.

It’s all so important and the thought of getting it all done makes me so anxious. So anxious that I can’t do any of it! “Make a list, Dani” no fuck lists. That just means I’ve got everything listed out in a straight line but it certainly doesn’t do anything to accomplish it instead of making me stare at everything on a post-it instead of staring at it in my planner.

And just GAAAAAHHHHH. I can complain complain complain but no one but state social workers really actually understands what this job is like. Seriously. People can act like they understand, and they may really think they do, but they don’t. It’s soul-sucking. “SO QUIT YOUR JOB DANI!” Except I don’t wanna cause sometimes I love it really. Sometimes I do. But sometimes I’d like to pluck out all my hairs and kick a wall and scream because I just can’t get everything done. And everyone NEEDS something all the time. It’s constant need.

AND THERE’S JUST NEVER ENOUGH TIME.

This post is of no real significance, honestly. It’s just a lot of whiny bull shit. But just poop on everything.

angelicpity:

My fetishes include men giving me large sums of money and then never, ever talking to me again

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Gay Kid Excited To Be Made Fun Of For Second Thing | Full Report

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bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

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The good news is half the litter of abandoned kitties went home with people in my office today!

The other half was taken to a nice, no-kill shelter, where I would imagine they will have homes by Monday given their size, friendliness and general adorableness!

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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

Found it.

I wanna do this sometime….

Weekend plans.